I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
tell me about the fingering
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