He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
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