A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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