I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize