Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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