But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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