tell your sister to shave her snatch
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
she looked like the before picture.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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