she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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