I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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