Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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