so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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Just pee around me
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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