just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
only if we run a train.
done.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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