I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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