I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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This is my gift to your gina
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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