I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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