I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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