I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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