Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
its liver damage thursday
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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