she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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