All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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