shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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