So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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