Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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