my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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