Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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