I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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