how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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