oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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