walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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