I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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