handjob tips. give me some.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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I still have a little drunk in my system
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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