I'm so fucking centered right now
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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