Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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