You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I forgot how hot balto sounded
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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