i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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