I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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