Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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