after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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