chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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