do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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