Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I deserve this hangover.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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