You really coming over, don't trick.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You are the jesus of drinking
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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