Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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