So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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