I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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