he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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