You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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