dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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