i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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