I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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